What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:46

-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
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